Here’s some funny tweets from Twitter from the week! Happy Friday!
@jesskane31 Seems silly to me that axes aren’t called chopsticks.
@TigNotaro I keep trying to order the golden retrievers from the L.L. Bean catalogue but they keep saying things like “stop calling this number at 2am”
@KenJennings No one in our family will answer my son anymore when he says “Guess what?” This parable is called “The Boy Who Cried ‘Chicken Butt’.”
@Michaeljrcomedy It’s almost African American Friday!!! What am I suppose to do again?? #BlackFriday
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