The Week’s Best Tweets 3

Tig’s people were on a role this week.  Here are the funny tweets from the week.  Happy Friday!

I’m going to make a blanket statement. I love quilts.

 

How to calculate Naomi Watts Naomi Watts = Naomi Volts x Naomi Amps

 

 If the shoe fits, you did it! You bought the right size shoe!

 

 Just remembered the word I was trying to think of during a conversation last week. Editorialize. Whoever I was talking to- that was the word

 

Correct me if I’m wrong but Drake calls his cell phone a “hotline” right?

 

My 8-year-old absolutely LOVES his junior mixed martial arts cage-fighting league. The problem is the idiot PARENTS screaming in the stands.

 

Life couldn’t get any worse. I got my eye drops mixed up with some superglue, now the thing I’m trying to glue has eye drops all over it 🙁

 

“How long have I been doing this? I don’t want to overdo it.” – first thoughts I have when I begin working out

 

why do rap guys love to call themselves lil? because they think it’s so cute?

 

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name

 

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