The Week’s Best Tweets 6

Each week, I scan twitter for funny tweets to share with you. Here’s what I found this week:

 

Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for “the right time” to use.

 

Is David O. Russell just trying to set Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence up in real life?

 

Yeah. I’m ok counting up all this change and putting it in rolls as long as you are fine with me sneaking in a butt load of Canadian coins.

 

You know when all the other months have happened.

 

I need to do work. Someone please come over and take my phone and computer away and unplug my tv and do my work for me.

 

Honestly it should have been “stop, listen, and THEN collaborate.”

 

Robin Wright used to use a Penn name. Please follow this account for more timely showbiz tweets.

 

Did yoga twice this weekend so sorry if you don’t recognize me from my new hot yoga bod.

 

“What if I stumble, what if I fall, what if I lose my step and I make fools of us all?” me at graduation (raise your hand if you get this!)

 

 Comedian Jim Gaffigan on how to travel with 5 kids

 

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 Have a great weekend!

 

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