Happy Friday! Have you gotten back into the groove of a new year? We’re slowly getting back into school, which is fine by me. I like slow. Taking the kids to see Star Wars this afternoon. Finally. Speaking of Star Wars – here’s your friendly reminder that Adam Driver, aka Kylo Ren, is hosting SNL this week. See his promos here.
@joshgondelman The first day back from vacation is mostly about remembering not to wear sweatpants and how loud to talk to people in person.
@ventriclemouse “I need one of those metal gift wrap holders that nice stores use” “Anne, you wrap maybe one gift a year” “I need a holder for it though” @toddbarry I get overwhelmed if I get more than 25 retweets. Imagine if I won $1.5 billion!
@joshgondelman Is “too cold to shower” a thing? Either way, that’s what I’m going with today.
@andywoodhull Hey rental car companies. I may have to bring back the gas tank full, but I’m using all the washer fluid I want! @TaranKillam I think we all inherently knew that “Saved by the Bell: The New Class” was never going to work. @taylortrudon relationship takeaway: find someone who looks at u the way oscar isaac looks at his golden globe
@JimGaffigan January is about as fun as eating a garden salad with a plastic fork. @joshgondelman The best thing about this year so far is that “2015” is super easy to correct to “2016” if you write it by accident.
@TheDrewLynch I always give people the doubt of the benefit.
I love you = I love you
I heart you = I like you
luv you = you’re ok
u = this text convo is over