The Best Tweets of the Week 10

Happy Friday!  Have you gotten back into the groove of a new year?  We’re slowly getting back into school, which is fine by me. I like slow. Taking the kids to see Star Wars this afternoon. Finally. Speaking of Star Wars – here’s your friendly reminder that Adam Driver, aka Kylo Ren, is hosting SNL this week.  See his promos here.

The first day back from vacation is mostly about remembering not to wear sweatpants and how loud to talk to people in person.

“I need one of those metal gift wrap holders that nice stores use” “Anne, you wrap maybe one gift a year” “I need a holder for it though”

I get overwhelmed if I get more than 25 retweets. Imagine if I won $1.5 billion!

Is “too cold to shower” a thing? Either way, that’s what I’m going with today.

Hey rental car companies. I may have to bring back the gas tank full, but I’m using all the washer fluid I want!

I think we all inherently knew that “Saved by the Bell: The New Class” was never going to work.

relationship takeaway: find someone who looks at u the way oscar isaac looks at his golden globe

oscarisaac

January is about as fun as eating a garden salad with a plastic fork.

[at 10 year high school reunion] Hey, long time no see! I notice you’re super into posting like 8 consecutive instagrams within 2 minutes.
Still writing $2,015 on all my checks and I’m in serious debt. So embarrassing.

The best thing about this year so far is that “2015” is super easy to correct to “2016” if you write it by accident.

I always give people the doubt of the benefit.

I love you = I love you
I heart you = I like you
luv you = you’re ok
❤️u = this text convo is over
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2 thoughts on “The Best Tweets of the Week 10

    • January 18, 2016 at 2:36 pm
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      he’s the best, isn’t he?

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